Previously on “Stoned Encounters with the 3rd Kind” Tom the alien crash landed into the back lot of a cult and was mistakenly deemed their leader. Tom fell in love with Sandra, but it was short-lived for they were kidnapped by ruthless redneck thugs. Tom couldn’t deal with the memories of the ordeal and left Sandra.
And now, Part 3;
After parting with Sandra, Tom was able to relinquish the horrible memories of his kidnapping. He felt alive again, and full of vigor. He started to again attend the social gatherings of the Neon Jello Evangelists. Things couldn’t be better.
All of the ladies of the cult knew Tom was single and looking. Most of them would jump at the chance to be with the great Lord Worgalt. Tom could have any woman he desired, but his mind was set on Barry’s wife Lisa. He spent the night working his charms on her and towards the end of the evening they escaped away together to Barry’s house. They spent what seemed like an eternity making sweet passionate love, and eventually fell asleep in each others embrace, forgetting the conspicuously dangerous bed in which they lay.
An hour later, Barry arrived home from the party quite drunk. He stripped off his cloths as he made his way to the bedroom. When he opened the door, he could hear Tom’s distinctive dying giraffe breathing sound. It sounds like this:
Audio Source: South Park the Movie
Find out what becomes of Tom in the next episode of “Stoned Encounters with the 3rd Kind”.
Photo Source: Charlie White