The Furries

Dec 04 2009

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I have had this picture in my “collection of bizarre pictures that I might write about some day” for quite some time. In the photo we see a family showcasing their anatomically correct furry jumpsuits. I have a feeling that this whole thing was Mom’s idea. She has a look on her face that says “I have created something so revolutionary, this will change sexual education forever!”. You know that smug revolutionist look? Yeah, you know the one. If you are unaware of this look, it’s right there in the picture on her face.

Moving on to other aspects of the photo, we can see the daughter is handling the father’s jumpsuit penis. There is a multitude of comments that could be made about this, but I think I will just point it out and leave it at that. OMG SHE’S TOUCHING HIS J.S.P.! Okay, that is all I will say about that. No more. I bet all of you are wondering though, is that right? Is there something illegal going on in this photo? I’m not really sure. What do you think?

I like how they are all wearing footwear while in their jumpsuits. Makes me think of crazy naked people running around outside in shoes only. I see that all the time lately. I think it is something the kids are doing these days. Crazy kids.

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9 Responses to The Furries

  1. Anonymous says:

    The naked jumpsuit plus shoes on makes me think that this is a fetish porno shoot and that we are seeing a clip from the intro scene where the 5 year old daughter seduces the againg man. His flacid furry penis hangs limp as she caresses it, and moves in for face-penis contact. The mother will be in the sex scene too but will most likely be an overseer of the event as the dad violates his children.

    – Boner

  2. Neon Jello Evangelist says:

    This is one possible theory on the photo. I guess my blog is a fetish porno blog. Hmm.

  3. Vancouver Isle Doug says:

    OK, this gave me SUCH a laugh, and at 10:47pm I am not sure if that is good or bad, especially with an early morning car appointment tomorrow. HAHAHA!

  4. Neon Jello Evangelist says:

    It's probably a good thing. Without laughter, there would be no manslaughter, just "mans", and so that is why laughter is always good. It makes sense. Trust me. Glad you enjoyed it Doug.

  5. Joey says:


  6. Neon Jello Evangelist says:

    Thanks Joey.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Larry aka Richard….


    I love it. Your one odd dood.

    So funny and odd the girl holding the dad's junk. Thats a lesson the mom didnt think of.


  8. Lucinda says:

    Ok that is hilarious!! i am going to feature you on my blog as a must see!!

  9. Neon Jello Evangelist says:

    Thank you Lucinda. Glad you liked it.

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