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Silly Nazis 3

Apr 04 2010

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“Dieter! Dieter! Call me your little munchkin! Tell me I am growing up too fast! Please Dieter? Please?”

The really interesting part about this photo is there is a man doing a hand stand in the background. It makes me wonder. Was this a well staged photo, or was it just a snap shot of a portion of a chaotic silly scene?. Are there other Nazis doing other silly things off camera? I imagine a circus like atmosphere.

 Every Tuesday afternoon the Nazis would play a game of charades. Here we see Klaus acting out the taking  of the Russian capitol of Ukraine-Kiev. Unfortunately, despite his accurate depiction of the event, his use of props disqualified him and he ended up losing the game.

The losers of said game had to eat a spoonful of local Russian capitol residents tears. A sour bitter taste.

Even Nazis have to poo sometimes.
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Silly Nazis 2

Jun 04 2009

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Time for another installment of Silly Nazis. Lets get right into it.


Maaaaaaaaaaaan, these two Nazis are super rad. The Nazi on the left has this look on his face like “Vee just did someving very very naughty. Vee are naughty nazis ahahahmmmhmmm.” Meanwhile his partner expresses a look of slight distaste for the camera with a hint of pride in whatever it was that he and his nazi buddy just did. What a pair.
I can’t help but think that the nazi with the giggles on the left bares a striking resemblence to a one Colonel Dietrich from Indian Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark.


Do you see it? He is totally about to make the same face as the giggles nazi in like 2 seconds. You can see it in the corners of his mouth. Do it Dietrich. Make the face! DO IT!

While we wait for Dietrich to make the face, and he most certainly will, lets take a look at some Nazis having a pleasant time with a kitten. You can look too Dietrich.


HE’S DOING IT! LOOK, HE’S MAKING THE FACE!

I knew you couldn’t resist Nazi kittens Dietrich.

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Silly Nazis

May 18 2009

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I love looking at old photos of Nazis being silly and having fun. There’s something about seeing the lighthearted side of people that are generally considered pure evil that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. They are just human like everyone else. Lets take a look, shall we?

Photo Source: Some Blog

This image is totally awesome beyond belief. I like to imagine that the Nazi guy driving is belting out a high note, holding it steady, while performing his death defying feat. Nazis love to sing in an operatic fashion while they attempt to impress their friends. Also, the guy leaning on the left is definitely squeaking out a fart. His friends call him Stinky.

Photo Source: Some Blog

“HAHAHAH, Klaus, just face it. You couldn’t break dance if your life depended on it.”

Seriously though, I think this Nazi is slipping on ice while his comrades laugh. Except the second one from the left, he looks like he is going to kick his ass. He is a firm believer that losing balance while walking on ice is grounds for violent disciplinary action. Klaus is going to get it.

Photo Source: English Russia

“Got your nose Lenin. HONK HONK”

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Nazi Bear Memories 2

Apr 30 2009

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When it seemed that Simon had lost all hope, something amazing happened. He was in the process of organizing his closet when a box fell from the top shelf. The box burst open and he discovered a picture from his adolescence depicting a scene that he had long since forgotten.

Source: Cryptomundo


While fighting in Poland, Simon and his comrade became injured on the battlefield and were taken in and cared for by a Polish woman named Kamilia. Simon formed a close bond with Kamilia. She was like the mother he never had. Her compassion surprised him. He could not believe that she was caring for him, one of the enemies, one of the tyrants. This Polish woman was a strong factor in determining how Simon would later feel about the atrocities he committed during war time.

After staring at the photo for a long while, Simon came to a decision about his life. He could sit inside and sulk about what he had done, or he could go out into the world and make a difference, make up for his mistakes. Simon started living his life to the fullest, helping everyone that he could along the way.

Among many other heroic acts, Simon was later credited with saving this lady from drowning.

Source: MMOABC

In 1967, while visiting Yellow Stone National Park in the USA, Simon tried to save a man that had fallen into a hot spring. He saved the man, but in the process, Simon also fell into the hot spring and was boiled alive.


Simon Nazi Bear

1921 -1967

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Nazi Bear Memories

Apr 17 2009

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Simon slams back another shot of whiskey and draws his gaze down to the old photo he is holding in his lap.


He sighs and a hint of a smile comes to his face. Those were the good old days he thought to himself, running amuck with the old brigade. A tear escapes from his eye and runs down to the tip of his snout, he lifts a paw and wipes it away. He then lets out a great belly laugh as he glances back at Hans and Dieter posing up front like the couple of goofs they were. They always knew exactly what to do or say to make Simon laugh. It was times like these that made Simon forget about the harsh reality of the war, and the cruel violence that he inflicted upon his enemies with his teeth and his claws. They made him do things, unthinkable things, things that he never thought he was capable of doing. As a result, whenever possible, Simon would drink himself into a drunken stupor in a futile attempt to escape the harsh realm of reality.

Source: Criptomundo

Then the war ended, times changed and Simon had to integrate back into society. He picked up a few jobs here and there entertaining at childrens’ parties,

but he could never shake the horrific memories from the war. Simon moves the photo aside, leans back in his big recliner and drifts off to a time when it all made sense, when his life had a purpose, when a bear named Simon ruled the battlefield.

Stay tuned to Neon Jello Evangelist for a future episode of Bear Nazi Memories.

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