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Babies For Sale!

Nov 15 2010

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If at this store….



…you buy toys.


Then logic follows that at this store….





…you buy babies. Thank you and goodnight!

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Food Worship

May 01 2009

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I think I worship food. I tend to talk about it a lot, think about it a lot, draw it a lot and eat it a lot. Apart from the sun, food is the next most important thing in the universe. If it were not for the fact that sunlight is flavourless, I would probably worship the sun instead of food, but it is flavourless, and so I worship food. I once heard a great blabbermouth say, “Your life shouldn’t revolve around food, food should revolve around your life”. Obviously he was wrong. Hear that dude?


All my life I have been devouring food and enjoying it, but it wasn’t until recently that I realized I worship it. This notion came as a result of reviewing drawings that I have made throughout my life, most of which involve someone or something eating some delicious food. I guess it’s more of a passive worship than a devoted, dedicated “I will forsake all for food” kind of worship, which is probably a good thing, but I am obviously obsessed with food.

Anyway, now I will share some pictures and drawings of food, made by my friends and I, in a short music video by the Derelict Space Carnies.

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The Milk Alien Saga cont…

Apr 23 2009

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Previously on “Stoned Encounters with the 3rd Kind: Tom the alien crash landed his spacecraft into the back lot of a building owned by a hip cult named the Neon Jello Evangelists. The members of the cult thought Tom was their lord Worgalt returning to Earth to save them and so they partied with him. While staying with the cult, Tom met the love of his life, Sandra, and he decided to make Earth his home. Unfortunately, Tom and Sandra were kidnapped and tortured by ruthless redneck thugs.

And now, the second episode of Stoned Encounters with the 3rd Kind.
Tom, forced to watch Sandra being tortured, can not take it any longer. Even though he vowed at a young age to never use his powers to harm others, he felt it was the only way he could end Sandra’s torment and ultimately save them from these monsters. Tom begins to concentrate and in an instant creates three miniature black holes, one buried in each of the rednecks brains. The intense gravity of the black holes causes the neanderthals’ heads to implode.


After the horrific ordeal, Tom and Sandra return to the cult and attempt to lead a normal happy life with one another. At first, everything seems fine. Tom and Sandra spend a week celebrating their safe release by getting high and drunk, but in reality it is just a futile attempt to wash away the past. As time wears on, the past catches up with Tom, and the drugs and alcohol are no longer enough to suppress his memories of that fateful day.


A few months go by and Tom and Sandra’s relationship is falling apart. Tom can’t look at Sandra without being reminded of the violence inflicted upon her and the violence he was forced to inflict upon their captors. In Tom’s culture, violence is nonexistent, and so he has no efficient coping mechanism available to him. Tom realizes that there is only one way he can deal with this, and with a heavy heart, tells Sandra that he is leaving her.


That concludes this episode of Stoned Encounters with the 3rd Kind. Come back soon to find out what becomes of Tom, Sandra and the Neon Jello Evangelists.

Photo Source: Charlie White
 

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