Swine Flu: The Pigs are Laughing

Apr 25 2009

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So we are all going to die from a virus called Swine Flu. Seems appropriate. I think the pigs are laughing.

laughing pig

Source: Bizarre Hunter

Hopefully we won’t all die, and a select few can live out life in a post apocalyptic world. If I survive, in the months leading up to desolation, I would horde as much valuables as possible into my house, or possibly a supermarket, and then fortify it. This may require me to do a lot of looting, but when the end is near, looting is totally acceptable. I think I read that somewhere. After all the infected people die off, I would then start bartering with the local survivors and basically become king of the wasteland. As king, I would order the destruction of all pigs and pork products. The pigs may be laughing now, but I’ll have the last laugh.

Of course, in reality, I would probably just get stabbed by some waste lander who needed some hot dogs, but a guy can dream, can’t he?

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7 Responses to Swine Flu: The Pigs are Laughing

  1. Anonymous says:

    You are sitting to my left

  2. Richard Bergeron says:

    I am.

  3. Anonymous says:

    i find it ironic that you project your death to be caused by another’s desire for a pork product, rather than from the pork disease itself. just a little bit tooooooooooooooooooo ironic.

  4. Richard Bergeron says:

    Don’t cha think?

  5. sales says:

    You will all be begging me for my wealth of end of the world scenario data when the time come wa ha ha haaa!

    Bruce webamster 2012Rising.com

    :-)

  6. Anonymous says:

    What movie is this pig from?

  7. Neon Jello Evangelist says:

    I have no idea what movie it is from, but I would also like to know.

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