Snarkster: Excessive orangey brown ground beef in tomato sauce served on a bun.
LarryBrians: Robot vag filled with another man’s semen.
ABaums: Earwax, earwax, earwax. I have recently begun regularly penetrating my ear-hole with my filthy fingers. The aim, to scrape out goop. I love the feeling of the goop under my fingernails. Usually enough go back for seconds. I find the secondary scrape to be dissatisfying. Perhaps I shouldn’t go back for seconds but I always like to get in there, no matter how unsatisfying.
I can really relate to that earwax story.
as do I
I find the urge to pick my nose increasing with age. Pros and cons of nose picking?
Pro:
Environmentally friendly
Con:
Socially unacceptable