Sloppy Seconds

Apr 22 2012

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Snarkster: Excessive orangey brown ground beef in tomato sauce served on a bun.

LarryBrians: Robot vag filled with another man’s semen.

ABaums: Earwax, earwax, earwax. I have recently begun regularly penetrating my ear-hole with my filthy fingers. The aim, to scrape out goop. I love the feeling of the goop under my fingernails. Usually enough go back for seconds. I find the secondary scrape to be dissatisfying. Perhaps I shouldn’t go back for seconds but I always like to get in there, no matter how unsatisfying.

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3 Responses to Sloppy Seconds

  1. francine says:

    I can really relate to that earwax story.

  2. Luther Vandross says:

    I find the urge to pick my nose increasing with age. Pros and cons of nose picking?

    Pro:
    Environmentally friendly

    Con:
    Socially unacceptable

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