Proper Urination

May 22 2009

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Source: MMOABC


Do not urinate while standing. Urinating while in the standing position is known to cause severe cases of Gonasyphaherpalitis. Be sure to urinate in the sitting position at all times. While in this position, it is also pertinent to not wear your hat backwards as this will contribute to being uncool. Not contracting Gonasyphaherpalitis and being cool are worth putting in that extra effort while you urinate.

Also, to ensure a high level of physical health and mental well being among citizens, the government has instituted a program that strictly enforces the sitting while you urinate with a foward hat policy. If you are caught standing and urinating, you will be payed a visit from a government official who resembles Father Time.

He will remind you, the offender, of all of the failures in your life while he cuts you a little bit with his scythe

If you are caught with your hat backwards while sitting and urinating, you will be payed a visit by Grandma Chicos.

Source: MMOABC

She hates it when peeps wear their hats backwards and will rough you up good. She’s tough.

If you are caught with your hat backwards while standing and urinating, you will be payed a visit by the Jenkins Family.

Let’s just say they rape you until you die.

So remember:

Peeing while sitting with hat forwards = healthy cool

Peeing while standing with hat backwards = rape death

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4 Responses to Proper Urination

  1. frontier woman says:

    what happens if you are caught sitting and urinating… without any hat????

  2. Richard Bergeron says:

    This is acceptable.

  3. Anonymous says:

    It looks like the sitting down guy may have his dick attached to his asshole. That penis is WAY out of position, it should be more ofrward partially obscured by the thigs.

    –Cock A Doodle Poo

  4. Richard Bergeron says:

    Maybe it is just two logs coming out simultaneously and what I thought was urine is actually a dotted line projecting the path of the feces.

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