Snarkster: Geiger counters may be able to tell you how much radiation there is, but they will never be able to detect flies. We need to detect flies, and the best way to do that is through good old fashioned due diligence.
ABaum: What is the cause of climate change?
Genetically modified gigantic flies in the whambie.
But seriously folks, the true question is what did the Geiger counter read?
Like, a million!
Larrybrains: I think that flies and spiders do not die when you vacuum them up. They live on in a dust and hair ridden eternal darkness forever wandering in circles in the barren wasteland. There are stories in this land of the spider who found freedom by crawling back out the vacuum hose, but those are just stories.
