Meat Suits for Men

Apr 16 2009

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This luxurious meat suit is everything a man could want in a meat suit and more. It comes with built in meat muscles to give you the appearance of superior strength. It’s perfect for the man that wishes to command authority over his peers in the work place or a social setting. Finally you can stroll into a board meeting, enter a fancy restaurant, or take a walk in the park with a level of confidence that you never dreamed would be attainable.

Source: Barbelith UndergroundOnce you buy a meat suit from Meat Suits for Men, you will wonder how you ever got by without one.

Don’t trust cheap knockoffs like this guy did.

Source: Funky Junk

He is crying because he didn’t buy his meat suit at Meat Suits for Men. In this pathetic meat suit he is likely to be called names like meat baby or meat vagrant. Our competitors meat suits don’t even come with pants!

Also, if you are looking to get that extra edge in the ladies department, try one of our detachable meat dongs.

Meat Suits for Men. We have a meat suit waiting for YOU!

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12 Responses to Meat Suits for Men

  1. Anonymous says:

    The first meat suit looks incredibly red, the second meat suit looks thin, but the stiching seems like it had a lot of love put into it. The meat dong appears to have a clitoris stimulator on it.

  2. Richard Bergeron says:

    All true

  3. Anonymous says:

    do you happen to make Meat Suits for Women? All I’ve been able to find is meat bikinis (as seen here on the beautiful dominique, but i just find them too demeaning. Women deserve full body meat coverage too!

  4. Richard Bergeron says:

    That is a nice meat outfit she is wearing. We have considered moving into the woman’s meat apparel market, however, as of right now, there does not appear to be enough demand. I do agree though, woman deserve full body meat coverage.

  5. Jim (huckhugh on stumble upon, or Jim) says:

    Your blogs crack me up. The suit reminds me of The Flaming Lips video.

  6. Richard Bergeron says:

    Thanks. I will have to check out this flaming lips video.

  7. Anonymous says:

    your sick, all of you!

  8. ConfuzzedGal says:

    thats cool.. would u be able to find meat furnitures?? like sofas or floor mat??

  9. Neon Jello Evangelist says:

    Actually, we just opened our new Meat Furniture Wharehouse

  10. tuxedo says: an online store offers some of the best largest selection of men’s tuxedos, formal wear, cuff links Men’s suits, overcoat, Tuxedos, Zoot suits and shoes.

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  11. cialis says:

    I, of course, a newcomer to this blog, but the author does not agree

  12. Is the meat dog meat?

    P.S. Do you have dog sizes?


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