Meat Furniture Warehouse

Nov 23 2009

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Friday, Saturday and Sunday, you can save up 25% on all selected meat furniture at Meat Furniture Warehouse!

This particular chair has a classic shape to it, but the upholstery is far from mundane. The style is exclusive to Meat Furniture Warehouse, from meat furnishing specialist Jana Sterbak. She designs all of her meat furniture with durability in mind while also keeping in mind delicious luxury and comfort.


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And right now if you purchase any 4 or 6 piece bedroom set, we will throw in this beautiful meat mirror designed by none other than the late great Meat Mirror Designer Man or MMDM for short. Apparently one of MMDM’s biggest “fans” got a little bit stabby at a meat furniture art show in March. This meat mirror was MMDM’s last meat furniture masterpiece. May he rest in peace.

Here is another designer piece. This meat chair comes all the way from the other side of the world and is the creation of Italian designer Simone Racheli. That’s a fine looking meat chair, and at 25% off you would have to be crazy not to buy it! You’re not crazy, so why are you just sitting their in your lousy old fabric chair when you could be sitting in a brand new meat chair RIGHT NOW!

Don’t trust those other meat furnishing outlets! Their meat furniture is made on production lines and with old rotten meat unlike our hand made designer meat furniture made with the finest baby seal and fawn meat. If you buy from any other meat furnishing outlet, you are practically throwing your money down the proverbial meat toilet!

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6 Responses to Meat Furniture Warehouse

  1. contemporary furniture says:

    It’s best to find a focal point in the room to work with as a cornerstone for the rest of the design, something like the tabletop water fountain. For many rooms this is the TV or a seating area. If you want that to be your main focus that all furniture pieces should point in that direction. Instead of a TV, consider making a fireplace or window the focal point if it’s available.

  2. Anonymous says:

    I liked the two middle pieces. not the others… creepy.

    lamy

  3. kat says:

    actually, i just wanted to say thank you for your comment on my photo on lyingdownlookingup but then i saw this incredibly yucky meat chair … this is spectacular. wow – if i wasn't vegetarian anyway i would certainly become so after looking at those. bravo! if you are interested, you may find some anti meat cards in the ATC section of my gallery at deviantart.
    ah yes and thanks for the comment.
    kat

  4. Anonymous says:

    Sit on that meat seat for an anus treat.

    -Pete

  5. Neon Jello Evangelist says:

    Imagine sitting in a meat chair? Especially the first one. It would be all wet and squishy but also probably pretty comfy too!

  6. Angela Lovell says:

    This is doubly cool cos when you are fed up with the decor you can just eat it.

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