A coworker and I have come to the conclusion that we are the keepers of the camper beasts. Large fifth wheels and RV’s are actually giant monsters that can morph into camping units. People are the slaves of these camper monsters and in the hottest months of the year, the camper monsters force their slaves to bring them to a campground. It is here that they can communicate telepathically with one another. Our role, as park rangers, is to ensure that the campground is quiet after 11pm. Camper monsters can only form a secure telepathic link in complete silence.