Jinliao Biscuits

Apr 03 2013

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Do you like 2 crisp chocolate wafers guarding a sugary white filling? I do!

Do you want your biscuits to be half price? I do!

Do you want your biscuits to be the same quality for half price? I do!

Do you think these biscuits make the cut? Watch and find out!

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7 Responses to Jinliao Biscuits

  1. francine says:

    We watched this in full screen. You have one pixelly crotch! Those cookies have nowhere near as much frosting as an oreo, or as much frosting as is depicted on the packaging. That strikes me as a real negative. But the sandy taste sounds not bad.

    • ABaum says:

      I am not wearing pants. The sad thing is…I ate the whole container and never once enjoyed eating them. Help.

  2. slippery pete says:

    Beautiful final arrangement on the overhead shot, and great eating sounds while you are eating the frosting. I’m excited to see that China uses the same price tags as north america. Perhaps this is the capitalist bind that keeps us together. The cookies look terrible.

    • ABaum says:

      I had to craftily do some editing to allow for that shot to be in there. Wait a minute did you watch it in HD 720P? That’s the best way to experience that final shot…if not the only way. Price tags are the universal truth that binds us together.

  3. larrybrains larrybrains says:

    I giggled a lot while I watched this. I agree with francine that the frosting coverage is sub-par and misleading. Given this and the sandy and watery descriptions, I would not buy this product and opt for the more expensive, but superior Oreo brand.

    • ABaum says:

      Perhaps I should review the Oreo as well. Are you saying you don’t eat Oreos for the coating that coats your mouth and the only way to get rid of it is to eat another Oreo until they’re all gone and you want to buy more but can’t because you’re on the couch in only an undershirt and all of your clothes are so dirty you couldn’t possibly go out so you call the last girlfriend you ever had and ask her to bring you Oreos only to have her answer the phone while having sex with her new man but you stay on the line and listen to her pleasure sounds as you lick the inside of the Oreo package? Jinliao gives the same coating for a fraction of the price.

  4. paper airplane mofia says:

    I feel your method in pulling apart the cookie was inferior. The twist-pull apart method usually results in the more favorable unbalanced division of the frosting matter; however, I do feel the overall presentation was enjoyable and well done.

    Now I want a cookie. Daaaaamn you!

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