Greatest Album Covers Ever!

Nov 15 2009

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Every once in a while an artist comes out with an album cover that puts most other album covers to shame. Well, today is your lucky day, as I have gathered together a few of these works of art for your viewing pleasure.

What a great album cover. It reads “THANK YOU FOR THE DOVE”. You’re welcome Mr. Adkins but I did not give you a dove. How perplexing. Stop being so silly Mike, if that is your real name.

So I enjoyed these album covers so much that I felt the need to become a part of them. So I photoshopped my face into them. Check it out!

Yeah, I like it too. I’m pretty awesome at handling doves as you can see from the photo above. I would like to thank whoever gave me that dove. You are a great human. Thanks for the dove dude. Onto the next album cover.

In case anyone was not aware, Ken is by request only. The other day I tried to put Ken on my playlist, wouldn’t let me. Request only. That’s just how Ken rolls, and I respect him for it, I really do, but come on Ken, Request only? Seriously? Ever since you grew that mustache, the power has gone straight to your head.

Now prepare yourself, for Richard Bergeron will assume the role of Ken in a flash of photo editing magic.

What’s that you ask? Why does it still say by request only even though I just gave Ken the 3rd degree over that? Well, it’s the album title and I respect Ken too much to change it. If I didn’t respect Ken so much, I would change it to “not just by request anymore”, but I do respect Ken, a lot, and so it will remain by request only. In any case, its time to move onto another masterpiece.

Orion is back on top with his new album, Reborn. I never lost faith in Orion, not even when he started wearing that ridiculous mask. I told him, I said, “Orion, when you wear that mask, I can’t take you seriously. Also, it makes me want to punch you in the face, but I’ll be damned if you don’t top the charts next month!” Suffice it to say, he kept wearing the mask, and boy did it pay off. Congrats Orion, you earned it!

Now again, I will assume the roll of Orion. Prepare yourself!

If you look closely you can see that I have decided to go with snowboarding goggles instead of a mask. I just wanted to do my own thing, you know? Be my own man. I also wanted to avoid face punches, but that is pretty much negligible.

Maybe one day in the distant future, I will not have to post my face into someone elses album cover, but rather I will be featured on the album cover with my band mates. I foresee this cover involving bubbles. A bubble party so to speak. It will be grand.

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4 Responses to Greatest Album Covers Ever!

  1. A Man says:

    Im looking forward to the days your ken cover graces our book.

  2. Richard Bergeron says:

    As do I friend. Those will be some glorious days indeed.

  3. lamyamyamy says:

    awesome. fantastic. made my day at the office that much better.

  4. Richard Bergeron says:

    Thank you Amy. Glad that I could be of assistance.

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