Larrybrains: Gold can be found at the end of the rainbow and it’s not too far as the crow flies. Unfortunately you will not be flying, so be sure to bring one of the following informative local guides.
Snarkster: While a golden colour can be very well suited to the plumage and beaks of a variety of bird species, gold adornments on humans are always tacky and make the individual look ridiculous. Many humans have not realized this, and mistakenly place a high value on the metal, which would otherwise have little inherent worth. Humans go to great lengths to acquire gold, which must be mined from the earth. The consequences of such gold mining include environmental damage, water pollution, poisoning of wildlife and humans, and risks to the health and survival of the miners.
ABaum: It would seem that grills are the new sticks.