Introducing Gary Spivey. He was “born psychic” and has spent his life honing his abilities to become a famous psychic, medium and healer. Apparently Gary is also a hawk handler and takes his hawk with him on motorcycle rides. Gary doesn’t require a helmet when he rides, nor could he fit one on his head, because his shining white afro provides his skull with more than adequate protection.
For 9 months of the year, Gary cruises on his hog, faithful hawk at his side, from town to town dispensing advise and comfort to all that request it (for a fee of course).
Source: Picture is Unrelated
Lets take a look at some more photos of this legend of a man shall we.
Source: Gary SpiveyOne of Gary’s many disciples in training. BTW, Gary and all of his disciples are also extensively trained in Karate and Jujitsu.
Source: Gary SpiveyThis photo is fairly self explanatory.
Source: Gary Spivey
When Gary isn’t doing psychic readings for humans, he attempts to communicate with chimpanzees via mind readings. So far he has been unsuccessful in starting a meaningful dialogue, but he is determined to succeed. I think Gary Spivey is my new hero.
This guy reminds me of spaceballs.
Yeah, it’s almost as if it isn’t his hair, just a big over sized hair helmet.
i would to congratulate you on your incredible internet sleuthing skills. you are very good at sleuthing out interesting oddities that i feel privileged to bear witness to. thank you. thank you very much.
Thank you, and you are welcome. I do what I can.
… Homos.
~amy
“the kind you don’t take home to mother…he’s a super freak, super freak”
jesus..this is funny
have a good day dude!
Angel…
@Ms.Balut
Thank You
Crazy. Richard, I just stumbled onto your site (stubleupon) and was surprised to learn this blog belongs to you. It’s Justin, we went to Fairfield Elementary together.
I know, small world right? But the internet? What are the odds?
Wow. Justin. That’s crazy. How’s it going? How’s life treating you?
I post my page on stumble, but yeah, that is still pretty crazy.
When he succeeds in his attempt to communicate with the chimpanzee pictured above, he will get a response like this:
"I am not a chimpanzee; I am an orangutan"