Gary Spivey: The Man, The Legend

Apr 14 2009

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Introducing Gary Spivey. He was “born psychic” and has spent his life honing his abilities to become a famous psychic, medium and healer. Apparently Gary is also a hawk handler and takes his hawk with him on motorcycle rides. Gary doesn’t require a helmet when he rides, nor could he fit one on his head, because his shining white afro provides his skull with more than adequate protection.

For 9 months of the year, Gary cruises on his hog, faithful hawk at his side, from town to town dispensing advise and comfort to all that request it (for a fee of course).

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Lets take a look at some more photos of this legend of a man shall we.

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One of Gary’s many disciples in training. BTW, Gary and all of his disciples are also extensively trained in Karate and Jujitsu.

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This photo is fairly self explanatory.

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When Gary isn’t doing psychic readings for humans, he attempts to communicate with chimpanzees via mind readings. So far he has been unsuccessful in starting a meaningful dialogue, but he is determined to succeed. I think Gary Spivey is my new hero.

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11 Responses to Gary Spivey: The Man, The Legend

  1. Anonymous says:

    This guy reminds me of spaceballs.

  2. Richard Bergeron says:

    Yeah, it’s almost as if it isn’t his hair, just a big over sized hair helmet.

  3. Anonymous says:

    i would to congratulate you on your incredible internet sleuthing skills. you are very good at sleuthing out interesting oddities that i feel privileged to bear witness to. thank you. thank you very much.

  4. Richard Bergeron says:

    Thank you, and you are welcome. I do what I can.

  5. Anonymous says:

    … Homos.

    ~amy

  6. cebelina says:

    “the kind you don’t take home to mother…he’s a super freak, super freak”

  7. Ms.Balut says:

    jesus..this is funny :)
    have a good day dude!

    Angel…

  8. Richard Bergeron says:

    @Ms.Balut

    Thank You

  9. Justin Brayshaw says:

    Crazy. Richard, I just stumbled onto your site (stubleupon) and was surprised to learn this blog belongs to you. It’s Justin, we went to Fairfield Elementary together.

    I know, small world right? But the internet? What are the odds?

  10. Richard Bergeron says:

    Wow. Justin. That’s crazy. How’s it going? How’s life treating you?

    I post my page on stumble, but yeah, that is still pretty crazy.

  11. Anonymous says:

    When he succeeds in his attempt to communicate with the chimpanzee pictured above, he will get a response like this:
    "I am not a chimpanzee; I am an orangutan"

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