Garden of Eden

Snarkster: lots of ferns and luscious fruit trees shading a patch of grass

ABaum: Large trees sway in the breeze. A constant, refreshing breeze, unlike the blast of a dryer vent in the heart of summer, tickles at my face. I see, shrouded in mist, a beautiful woman. She comes to me and desires a big juicy load in the face. Okay. You may have that big juicy load. Oh my and what a load it is. I stop to admire the load for just long enough to engage my erection once again. This load is even juicier. Oh how pleasant. There’s a refreshing pond to wash up in. I don’t swim in it, though. Too much load to bear.

Larrybrains: There is a desert and in the middle of the desert is an area around the size of one city square block. The block has a rusty low fence around the perimeter. Inside is a lush tropical garden. Adam is hanging out in the middle of the garden leaning up against a tree with a fig leaf covering his junk. Eve is doing the same not too far away. They both look dumb and statuesque.