Tron Funkin Blows alright. You know who else blows? The guy who painted this on the seawalk near my house. The first time I saw it, I thought: “Oh, nice, good Fubar reference, hehe” then as I rode by it on a somewhat daily basis, I grew to hate it more and more. Thanks to this sidewalk graffiti, I get to think about the movie Fubar every other day. I don’t get a choice like other people. I see the graffiti and the movie pops into my head. I think about Dean and Terry and their adventures with Farrel and how Dean for some reason never lost his mustache during chemotherapy. Yeah, it sounds funny now, but wait until you think about that shit for the rest of your life against your own free will. Then we will see who is laughing. I guess I could just ride on the other side of the road.
One more thing, it’s Tron Funkin Blow, not blows, idiot GAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDD!