Why must technology be so difficult? Can’t the office computers see when fists are shaken at them in anger and stop their freezing nonsense so I can get some work done? Also, why does the crypt keeper insist on asking me for computer assistance, as if I am anymore knowledgeable than she? I wouldn’t even need use of the computers if people were literate.
Regardless of the number of signs offering instruction, visitors consistently fail to read them, thus neglecting to pay the fare for entering our beautiful park and requiring a written reprisal. These reprisals, or tickets if you so wish, are far too much trouble for just a simple parking infraction. Photographs must be submitted, written copies both faxed and mailed, and quality time spent with the viciously problematic fax machine and computer. Common citizens even have the gaff to complain rudely about how of course it’s our fault they failed to spy the many warning signs. Oh dear me, when will people accept the wrong they have committed and leave us to our devices. Blasphemy!
Written by: C. K.