Cock of the Walk With a Swagger

Jun 11 2012

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ABaum: Recently, I started watching some documentaries by Michael Glawogger (sp?). One memorable moment from Megacities is when the necks of chickens are being cut. The chickens are then thrown into a large barrel. Flapping and spurting, the mound of feathers soon becomes a tranquil, pale-red mass. The men performed the action of slicing the necks with little to no emotion. Almost like drones. I wonder if Obama will lose his Nobel Peace Prize due to his sanctioning of a similar slaughter of human life.

Snarkster: Chickens that we eat for meat are so fat that they can’t walk, their breasts make them topple over, they only wish they could walk around with bravado. I just ate a chicken thigh, it was from a free range chicken that probably couldn’t walk. They probably serve chicken at the Nobel prize celebration dinner, right after they give all the winners a million dollars. Those guys really can walk around with bravado.

LarryBrains: I highly doubt that a large egg could withstand the pressure of such a prestigious honor. It’s like when you eat some of it, but you don’t care because your still in an incubation period and fuck being weak. I wish I could thank every one in this barn, but in reality, i didn’t need any of your help and it fucking tastes like chicken!

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6 Responses to Cock of the Walk With a Swagger

  1. larrybrains larrybrains says:

    I feel like there is some serious space exploration going on in this collage.

  2. Slippery Pete says:

    I see a flaming chicken who considers himself a noble man.

  3. Luther Vandross says:

    I just keep finding myself drawn towards egg shapes and sperm-like substances. That fellow’s face is quite fetching, however.

  4. francine says:

    i’m really digging this collage. The colours are great.

  5. ehme! says:

    The collage is lovely. Chickens are beyond stupid. I had to take care of a bunch of organic, free range chickens. They were the new gmo’d breed. If they are not slaughtered before their 6 week old expiry dates they have heart attacks, break legs, and generally suffer greatly. It is awful. I hate chicken ncnuggets last night.

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