VINYL MYSTERY HOUR

S05E05 An Emotional Celebration

07 May.12

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Here it is, folks. The one that you’ve been waiting for that doesn’t quite include everything you wanted. In this special episode, we deal with some troubling issues for myself, personal space in public, and the trials and tribulations of not owning a drum.

Featuring live recordings from around the world…China, Canada, Thailand

 

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The Muffin Man

04 May.12

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“Laziness is the first sign of genius” – Mark Twain

Here we have a lovely video of the ancient art of cooking. But what? That’s the excitement. Don’t cheat or the devil will hunt your children.

The mystery hour approaches.

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A Lesson in Uighur BBQ

26 Apr.12

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The ancient art of barbecue is alive and well all over the world. This statement is rather unnecessary.

This succulent lamb is unnecessarily tasty. Imagine biting into a salty block of melt in your mouth fat exploding lamby flavour into your mouth. Now imagine that sensation wrapped in a flat bread that absorbs and enhances that salty fat flavour. Plus, it’s in a plastic bag so your hands don’t get all greasy!

Uighur people are a minority in China. They are Turkic and responsible for hash and the best food in China.

Oh yeah…and that next VMH is still on the way…

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17 Apr.12

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And here we can see the ancient art of carving noodles from a block of dough. Noodles are delicious in China. Possibly more delicious than in Italy. Take that, Berlusconi!

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A Poetic Preview

12 Apr.12

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Drunk Douche in a Bar

Drunken, douchey
Sunken, sloshy
The great ogre slumps upon
the bar fake, heavy with granite
hands clutching smoke, drinks
the cause of his violence.

Drunken, angry
Swollen, flashy
The grave mother smoulders on
the tear, make-up heavy tonight
body feeding smoke, drinks
the child, she’s slave, silenced

Dank and, dreary
Sullen, chirpy
The ancient man, shuffles on
No tears, never sleepless the night,
from crying screams, drink
live. mould. Whole life missing

A Lifeless Hole
A Life Less Whole

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Delicious Dumplings

08 Apr.12

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These dumplings were delicious. The lady was nervous. I was not impervious, to feeling scandalous.

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Travel Curse The Legend Continues

15 Mar.12

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Mmmmmmmmmmm, here it is folks. 3 years in the making and every bit as old as it was when it was first recorded. This episode is guaranteed to make you shiver with excitement, cringe with fear and elate with joy unforeseen. Unfortunately, the musical selections are pretty solid. I’ll get back on track soon.

I swear this is the last time you’ll hear about this one massage…but this is the real deal. We’re talking hours after it happened folks. Will it happen this time?

 

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The Monarch’s Sand

02 Mar.12

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Promises of work while on vacation are only partially pithy. The wilds of the Philippines inspire but leave little time for action. America sucks dreams from reality with gigantic burgers…in essence, I didn’t get many Vacation Mystery Hours finished…in fact…this one is a VM15mins but there’s more where that came from, friends. Much, much, more.

 

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Chinese Medicine is Cool

10 Feb.12

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A Late Holiday Spectacular

09 Jan.12

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It’s that time of year and I’ve worked extra hard with my little SSSElves to give you a too late to be relevant VMH! Sit back with those chestnuts and enjoy!

 

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