Snarkster: All of the old white men wanted to look at her but they did everything in their power to avoid her gaze, for they knew if they gave in to her ways they would be burned to a crisp!
ABaum: Queeny queen queen of the nerds. You want them to make diamonds for you? Do you want them to beat off to internet photos of you? Don’t you know it eats your soul? However will you recover?