I walk upright, Iam the monkey god.
Im civilized, I spare the whip and use the rod
My grandpa had a hunch but my back is straight
Im proper, I use a watch so im never late
I walk in side all of your homes
I creep and crawl so you’re never alone
You can’t deny the love I provide
I gave it to you baby don’t you tell them I cried
I walk upright, Iam the monkey god.
Im civilized, I spare the whip and use the rod
My grandpa had a hunch but my back is straight
Im proper, I use a watch so im never late
I walk hunched over, because I am so old.
Im more civilized than you, as I believe in god
I go to church on sundays, and I wear a hat
I’m better than you, even though I am so fat
I walk upright, Iam the monkey god.
Im civilized, I spare the whip and use the rod
My grandpa had a hunch but my back is straight
Im proper, I use a watch so im never late
So bow down before me You sniveling scum
You uncivilized heathen You worthless dump
Bow down before me on your paws and knees
For I am the monkey god, I can give you peace
–Muhtick, ABaum, Snarkster, Larrybrains